Trash covered
Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men.
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces.
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard.
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.
The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
In that instant, everything changed.
She advised him to come back at once.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert.
Let me help you with your baggage.
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history.
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones.
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge.
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day.
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
She found his complete dullness interesting.
Today we gathered moss for my uncle's wedding.
The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy.
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight.
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it.
Hit me with your pet shark!
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.
The irony of the situation wasn't lost on anyone in the room.
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
Having no hair made him look even hairier.
In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library.
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.
I covered my friend in baby oil.
Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest.
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear.
There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
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